The Last Olympian (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #5)

by Rick Riordan

Thalia cried a warning, but before I could react, Prometheus’s index finger touched my forehead.

I want to fuck Prometheus

But what if he’s right? part of me wondered. How are the gods any better than the Titans?

Ugh i loooooovedd watching all the starwars movies and shows and slowly realizing jedi are almost as bad as the sith

the chaos of the Titans will mean the end of Western civilization. Art, law, wine tastings, music, video games, silk shirts, black velvet paintings—all the things that make life worth living will disappear!”

Non-Western civilization be like uhhh we chillin???

The messenger god was dressed in his classic outfit of white Greek robes, sandals, and helmet. The wings of his helm fluttered as he walked. The snakes George and Martha curled around his caduceus, murmuring, Luke, poor Luke.

Stop this is gonna be lin manuel

I’d hate to peak in my sophomore year.”

No literally

For once, I didn’t look back.

BECAUSE HIS EURYDICE IS RIGHT IN FRON OF HIM IM GONANTHROA IP