Into the Madness (Villainous Wonderland #1)

by A.K. Koonce

Here’s the thing, I make really shitty decisions.

Best first sentence ever!

I’m not athletic. I’m that person whose arms get tired from holding her Kindle up for too many hours late into the night.

Since remission two years ago, I’ve made a lot of reckless decisions. I traveled the country with next to no money, I missed my mother’s funeral because of traveling the country with next to no money, and now I’m here, trailing after a cat and my captor in a strange land. I have got to work on my poor decision-making in the future.

And why, within a matter of twenty-four hours, have I been pressed against two men’s cocks and not had sex? Is it broken? Is my vagina broken? Soon she’ll spend her days sitting on an old dusty shelf, remembering her sad glory days of all the men who tried to grind her gears and failed. When all along all she was missing was one good screw. I sigh a pitiful sound at the memoir I’m painting of the Little Vagina that Couldn’t. My