Suppose a Kid from the Last Dungeon Boonies Moved to a Starter Town, Vol. 1 (light novel)

by Toshio Satou

“Cozy?! Are you friggin’ blind?!” Riho looked into those dead eyes, whispering, “Oh shit, you’re actually blind,”

“…Oh, good point, good point. I’m kidding, totally kidding, like twenty percent kidding.” “What’s the other eighty percent?!” “Pure spite.”

“Whew, Chrome, your part-timer’s the best! His food could easily be served in a restaurant, and it wouldn’t seem out of place!” “…This is a restaurant, so it’s not out of place.”

An alcoholic ennui settled over the table.

But her cries were drowned out by the little slappy noises of the belt.

Merthophan was getting good at washing dishes even as his eyes popped out of his head.