Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)

by Mindy Kaling

It wasn’t until I was sixteen that I even knew marijuana and pot were the same thing.

So things were coming together nicely for me to embark on a full-fledged depression.

As you can see, when I write, I like to look like I’m recovering from tuberculosis.

In my mind, the sexiest thing in the world is the feeling that you’re wanted.

Men scared the shit out of me.

Nothing says “English is not my first language” like me in a poncho.