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I hoped Brad enjoyed my Samsung stainless gas range with the double oven.
i already dont like this guy
A Ford F-150. It still had dealer plates. Kind of a shame I’d hit it.
you think?
In honor of the new-guy-cooks rule, I made breakfast for the crew on C shift.
youre telling me this guy moved across the country for a new job and the new job is fire fighter?????
He got a union job at Universal doing set work. Dropped me like I was radioactive.
who says this lol
little French, a little Spanish maybe? All his own.
i think you should know for certain what your long term military iraq deployed bf's accent is
I’d met him at a bar when he was on leave. Long-distance was all we’d ever known. Two weeks of leave every year, full of sex and eating out, was one thing.
WHAT!!
It’s not that I didn’t love him. It was just a huge change.
this is absurd
Valentine’s Day, I guessed. I hated that holiday. Just an excuse to spend money on overpriced shit.
oh how cool of you
I couldn’t care less about buying the stuff, and she didn’t strike me as the kind of woman to be embarrassed by feminine products—or anything,
yeh becauase youre better than the boyfriend bla bla bla this book is a misery
I didn’t like charcuterie plates. They always had weird stuff on them.
weird like meat and cheese?
She changed the channel and stopped on HBO. Some show.
she changed the channel half way through a movie without asking. who does that?
God, he smelled good.
yeah, like wood, we know
She hadn’t been kidding—her futon really did suck. Hard as a rock.
the way the dudes think in these books is always the same. and the "humor" is always just like this regardless of the author. it's bizarre
“Do you want to go TP Sloan and Brandon’s house?”
oh my god, these people are insufferable
“We’ll have to show up there tomorrow and help them clean it up. Pretend it’s just a lucky coincidence,”
what!!!!!! you maniac!!! not in a cute way!!!
She’ll cook if she knows we’re coming. Then we’ll get breakfast and atone for our sins.” She grinned.
this girl is evil
She was like a unicorn. A mythical creature. An honest, no-drama woman who didn’t bullshit and drank beer and cussed and didn’t care about what people thought of her. She was a unicorn, tucked in the body of an attractive woman with a great ass.
i hate this so much
It was over between us. No more net…
oh please, this is your get out of jail free card
I collided with him, throwing my arms around his neck, and crushed my lips to his.
shocker
My tired mind drifted off into sleep, and while I was somewhere in the fog, buried in his strong arms, he put his nose to my hair and breathed
this book is titled the friend zone and they banged 1/3 of the way in
“No. We don’t kiss unless we’re fucking.” The comment gave me a small, unexpected jab in the heart. “Why?” “Because this is a sex thing, Joshua.
this is so so so stupid. oh youre admittadly in love with this dude and instead of having an honest conversation you go into this whole hyper too cool for school i just banf and chill baby mode. shut up
bouncing his eyebrows.
abby loves having people do this
Shawn grinned. “Can’t nail that shit down, huh?”
the most woman written dude talk ive seen in a minute. this book is textbook cliche
He’d had his car egged by girls so many times we’d had to start locking the gate to the fire station parking lot.
what?!?!
Shawn snickered, scooting back under his bar. “She probably just needs the d, and not just yours.”
this is driving me insane
just wanted to be normal with him. I wanted to treat him the way he made me feel. Give him all my attention and kiss him and hug him. Tell him I’m in love with him.
then do it you idiot
I was just happy to fucking see her.
yeah that fuck was so necessary to the sentence
Something protective told me not to leave her alone with this woman.
her mom? lol
“And Joshua, what is it that you do? Or do you build dog merchandise full time?”
i like this lady! put thess idiots in their place!
The thing that you don’t realize is that Kristen has a tendency to self-sabotage.” “I highly doubt that,”
well she knows her better than you, idiot!
“You would. But then you’re the most recent proof, aren’t you?”
bang! this lady is great. make her the main character
“We do know how to celebrate, don’t we, Joshua?” “I’m all worn out after last night’s celebration.”
what a strange thing to say to a 70 year old woman... idiots
Food was my currency. Hungry was an emotion for me. I felt that shit in my soul.
almost 4000 people highlighted this lol
“No. She didn’t talk to me like that with him. She liked him.” It had been a reprieve. I’d finally done something right.
uhh he didnt do it because he didnt have to. no actual analysis of the situation out of this guy
I didn’t like this fucker.
theyre not together literlly because of you. give it a rest
My dog yapped and snarled,
making the dog hate the ex so much is so lame that it sickens me. its a plot point of a fifth grade mind
I wore a T-shirt that read THE MORE I MEET PEOPLE, THE MORE I LIKE MY DOG.
these quirky tee shirts are so awful
“Are you sleeping with him?” We both knew who he was talking about.
lol uhhhh obviously? the one other dude around? who could possibly misinterpret that?
home. But you never did.” And I needed you to. Because you were the only thing keeping me from throwing myself into the flames.
the flames????? oh you mean the dude youre in love with who is also obsessed with you??? the conflict of this book is so thin and fabricated it's a wonder any real human can enjoy it
It was a presidential suite.
this dude is a career army guy, how in the hell is he essentially a wall street millionaire?
He was here to get back with her—I had no doubt in my mind.
real einstein this guy
Watching her leave fucking killed me.
the overuse of fuck is such a lame and eye roll inducing crutch. this book says fuck as many times as the damn goodfellas script
I bet the fucker
amazing
She hadn’t eaten before they left. They’d taken off over three hours ago. Damn, that fucker played with fire.
i cant believe how stupid this is
I scoffed. “Is that even food?”
he says this about chilean sea bass!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD
only one piece of ham, provolone, no crust—the way she liked it.
oh yeah this sounds so much better than chilean sea bass
And drink I planned to fucking do.
im at 57 percent and am about to start counting the fucks
Fucking Brandon.
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like a damn fuckboy
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I was losing my fucking mind.
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