As the cheftestants have recently discovered—assuming that this is their first time on television—most of show business is waiting around while people with complicated belts move heavy things that you are not allowed to touch. Then, once every couple of hours, a lot happens, briefly. It doesn’t take very long on a set to figure out that, no, we’re not starting yet. Only dorks are rarin’ to go. Here Fieri springs his trap.
