“Okay, so here’s my real question.” The man leans in imploringly. “Why do y’all even go to work? Why not just empty out all y’all’s bank accounts, get a bunch a cocaine, rent a suite in Vegas, and go out in a big ol’ science orgy?” Anna smiles. “I take it you’ve never been to a climate conference.” The man’s eyes sparkle. “Why, you are funny,

