His Banana (Objects of Attraction, #1)

by Penelope Bloom

I made an art of being late. Unfortunate acts of clumsiness were my paintbrush, and New York City was my canvas.

I think if hot guys are melting your panties, you may want to get that checked out.”

I liked order. I liked structure. It was the principle behind my business model and one of the primary factors that led to my success.

I never made the same mistake twice.

"Cock goggles,"

"are a widely-known phenomenon where a woman overlooks the fact that a man is a cock because he has a cock that she hopes to enjoy.”