Let’s take a moment because I need to drag both of us for this foolish choice. I had 36,000 DVDs for us to choose between, ranging from cutesy (Brown Sugar), scary enough to make us cuddle close together but not enough to ruin romantic vibes (The Ring), and vintage sexiness with high drama (Carmen Jones), and we. Both. Still. Chose. Wedding Crashers. That’d be like getting ready to fight any of the X-Men by choosing from myriad superhero powers including invisibility, telepathy, and weather modification and instead going, “I think I’ll use this dusty-ass musket that takes seven minutes to
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