When rich people suggest some pricey shit that y’all can do, you do one of three things: (1) Laugh uncontrollably like Vincent Price on “Thriller,” pull up your checking account info on your mobile banking app, and then say, “Stop fucking around and lemme know what time you want to go to Cicis pizza tonight.” (2) Toss up a Michelle Tanner thumbs-up with a chaser of “You got it, dude,” while mentally going over the meth recipe Walter White came up with on Breaking Bad and decide then and there you’re going to be a drug dealer for a few days so you can afford to hang out with said rich folk, or
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