For real, they’re not the casual “I’m not going to leave a message and I’ll just try you another time” kind of folk. No one is when you owe them money. When you owe people money, they’ll leave clues like this is National Treasure. They’ll be like, “Let’s play Sudoku.” And you’re blowing through it because it’s strangely easy and they’ll stop you midgame and go, “It’s easy because these are my checking account and routing numbers. Direct-deposit a bitch her money.”
