Then she got ready to leave me her cell number when she paused . . . because she didn’t know her cell number and said she was going to find out what it was and text it to me! I. Want. To. Be. That. Rich! Truly, to be that rich and that busy that you need to and can afford to employ someone on staff who is getting health and dental insurance to, among other things, tell you what your own cell number is absolutely #LifeGoals and #AetnaGoals.

