sometimes when I give friends advice, I end it with, “but IDK tho,” so that way if my advice Hindenburgs their lives, I can point to the “but IDK tho” clause so they can’t cuss me out completely. You know the saying “Those who can’t do, teach?” Well, in my case, there’s the following saying: “Those who identify trash can do so because the double helixes of their DNA are made out of the plastic rings that keep together a six-pack of Fanta.”
