For example, having to do a number two after showering? Trash. Finding an outlet in a store while running errands so you can charge your phone for ten minutes? Non-trash. The fact that Maxine Waters probably put her 1991 game of spades with Ruby Dee, Cicely Tyson, and Alfre Woodard on permanent hold to become a US representative for California? Simultaneously, trash and non-trash. I mean, thank you for your service, Maxine, but I really wish you could’ve finished that game so I could hear about all the #BlackGirlMagic that transpired.

