Um, mofo, can the designer then just make a medium that is a full fucking medium? I don’t need to be out in these streets dealing with all these smalls masquerading as mediums and lulling me into a false sense of security when there’s only enough fabric allowance for you to have a food baby made up of sixteen peanut M&M’s. These are the kinds of smalls where the bottom of the shirt rides up your stomach approximately 1.6 seconds after you put it on. And then you look like Will Ferrell in the “Need More Cowbell” SNL sketch.
