I know that purses are the jam, but sometimes I don’t feel like carrying one and instead want to roam the Earth like a stoner dude at a Dave Matthews Band concert, meaning I wanna rock pants that are more pockets than actual pants. So, clothing companies, throw all us ladies a freakin’ bone here and stop with fake pockets in pants. Even worse than fake pockets are the tiny pockets that only go knuckle deep, so instead of being able to relax my hands and arms comfortably, I’m now engaging my biceps, triceps, and traps in order to rest my fingers in pockets they’ll never fit in anyway. What in
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