So, to recap: (1) Being single is fun sometimes (assuming the starfish position in bed without having to worry about bumping into anyone is #Goals), and at others, it blows (Doing chores by yourself is trash. I have to do dishes and dust my bookshelves? LOL.co.uk/BloodyAwful). (2) Dating apps make it tough for black ladies (and indeed all ladies) to find a quality partner, and (3) being in your thirties means you inspect all potential romantic entanglements the way Detectives Stabler and Benson do a crime scene.

