My Squirrel Days: Tales from the Star of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt and The Office

by Ellie Kemper

(A Privé dress is different from a regular Armani dress because it has the word Privé at the end.)

If I don’t like something that someone makes me for dinner, I smile, and I swallow it. In other words, I don’t spit it out like a baby.

And as any decently vain person knows, when a mirror reflects only half of you, you look really good.

But on a red carpet, not being recognized is just about the most privileged form of humiliation there could be. It is high school, but your classmates are George Clooney and Angelina Jolie.

My point is, sometimes it’s about making it through those moments of discomfort until you do feel comfortable.