Crosstalk

by Connie Willis

‘Of course’ is a dead giveaway that you’re lying.

“It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar.”

said. Rule Number Two of Lying is “Never say any more than you absolutely have to.”

The First Rule of Lying is to stick to one story.

Rule Number Three of Lying: Have a cover story ready in case people start asking questions.

“Fourth Rule of Lying: Keep your stories straight.”

Rule Number Five: Don’t look guilty. If you’re going to make a career of lying, you’ve got to learn to do it with a straight face.