You do not have to read good books. You do not have to improve your mind. You could read about Jennifer Aniston, who is either pregnant or not. Imagine being Jennifer Aniston, standing in line to buy an açai bowl and seeing a headline saying you’re pregnant but it still won’t be enough to win back Brad. Think of the dignity it takes to be Jennifer Aniston. No wonder she is so taut. She is holding in the fury of all womankind. You could think of this, but not for long, because you might find yourself forming an army to defend her. And you do not have time for causes.
