The Librarian's Vampire Assistant (The Librarian's Vampire Assistant, #1)
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They mean gentleman in the true, old-fashioned sense.
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I open doors for ladies and stand when they rise from the table. I keep my word, pay my debts, and believe in being polite to others, even when they don’t deserve it.
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a gentleman always makes a woman feel special no matter her appearance.
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If I give her my blood and she lives, we will be bonded.
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If it fails and she dies, she will become like me.
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Romance is for fools, and love is for the ignorant. I’m a vampire. We live, we take, we exist.
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I will forever worry for this woman more than I care for myself. This is not good.
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She looks away, and I see her blonde hair is matted on one side.
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Dear God, kill me, but I want to brush it. This bond thing is a nightmare.
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I wonder if I will ever be able to leave her, given my need to keep her safe. Always and forever.
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All this means that the stronger you are, the more you can get away with.
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The idea of justice is simply a façade meant to lull the masses and keep the peace.
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You must always remember that you not only have the strength to destroy a person’s body, but their spirit as well.
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Always be kind and gentle, Michael. Always.
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Save the viciousness for those who trul...
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“Yes, well, my mother used to say that if it doesn’t kill us—” “It makes us stronger,” she offers.
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“No—then we should be more careful because life is fleeting and someday we might not be so lucky, and dying really hurts.”
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I think that sometimes dreams are meant to give us momentum or direction, but your true calling happens along the way.”
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“You are a complete and utter pain in the ass. What’s not to love?”
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Only the needy and weak “fell” in love, thus the term. One did not rise to love. One did not aspire to it. A man simply fell—to disgrace, to weakness, to ridicule because it meant he did not have control over his life. The woman did.
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“Remember when I said that I reject all forms of attachments derived from materialism? Forget that. I’d gold dig the hell out of you for this many books. I have a complete book boner.”
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No one touches my family. And no one messes with my librarian.
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Profession #1: game hunter and fur trapper in the 1600s.
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Profession #6: barber in the mid-1800s.
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Remember when I said that three hundred years ago, the vampires who resisted our new laws were hunted down and executed? Meet the retired executioner.
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Profession #2: assassin.
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Profession #7: detective’s assistant, late 1900s. Skills acquired include surveillance, disguises, and hiding in plain sight. Especially around vampires. The belligerent cowboy was my all-time best costume.
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“You are never too old for self-improvement.”
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“Nice cannot.” All right. And we are also now referring to him in the third person. As I said, he defies all definitions of weird.
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Though the dust and clutter offend my OCD vampire senses, I believe it may help me return to her.
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“Can you believe diss woman!” Nice yells, suddenly appearing at my side. “Another cliffhanger. I will find diss writer woman and compel her to finish di damn story!”
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“Look at di note! It says the next part doesn’t come until next year! The writer must be turned so I can command her to write faster.”
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“I found Aspen.” “Not nearly as interesting,” Nice says blandly. “But I suppose I must occupy my endless existence with something.”
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“That the coldest, deadliest, most unfeeling vampire to ever walk the earth has a crush on…a librarian!”
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“Vampires have nightmares about you, Vanderhorsssthst.
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If our kind had children, they would tell them stories of choo to keep them in line.”
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“I am so pleased you are feeling like your usual, hypercritical self,” I say, handing her a bottle of orange Gatorade. Yes, it comes in quite handy when one has been severely depleted of electrolytes—vampire or otherwise.
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lower my face into my palms and begin to cry for the first time in three hundred and eighty-one years.
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Not only do I need to mourn Clive, but I realize I’ve never mourned my own death.
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I miss you, Clive. And thank you f...
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“Enjoy your youth, Michael. Enjoy your freedom. Because sooner or later, your destiny will choose you.”
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go. I’ve finally reached a point in my existence where I am ready to begin facing my past and who I truly am. I am in mourning and need time to heal. I want to be the leader of nothing.
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“I must go now. I am told di soldiers have located diss Mimi Jean person.” “Mimi who?” “Di writer, stupid. Di writer! I weel force her to make more Fanged Loves. Goodbye.”
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“I know who I am.” For the first time in my life, I say the words and they are true.
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it isn’t the challenge that defines a man, but how he faces it.
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I am Michael Vanderhorst. I choose to live and be happy, and that means coming out of the shadows and letting others in.
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Every journey starts with one step in the right direction.
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there is nothing more enticing to a vampire than a good mystery.
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Profession #9: Librarian’s vampire assistant.