The Librarian's Vampire Assistant (The Librarian's Vampire Assistant, #1)
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I am about to step forward to assist, but she seems all right, rubbing her head and apologizing to the entire world. I hope she doesn’t stab herself with a straw or spontaneously combust. Then I’ll never get my coffee. I cannot start my day without it.
Beth
priorities
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Books everywhere. Librarian down. Librarian down! I rush to her aid.
Beth
Yes this definitely is the adorable klutz love interest genre oO
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Women were objects of desire to be enjoyed and then tossed aside or married for their fortune. Yes, yes. I was a pig; however, in the 1600s things were different. Men avoided affairs of the heart at all costs because it might cost them everything—rank, inheritance, and the respect of other men.
Beth
yikes
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Sure. Sure. Look all you want, you…bond harlot! You cannot have it. “I
Beth
that is new
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“Nice cannot.” All right. And we are also now referring to him in the third person. As I said, he defies all definitions of weird.
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“Can you believe diss woman!” Nice yells, suddenly appearing at my side. “Another cliffhanger. I will find diss writer woman and compel her to finish di damn story!”
Beth
Has to be worse when it takes five minutes to read each book
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“Yes or no, Vanderhorsssthst?” He glares. “And sink very carefully about your answer because I have cliffhanger on zi brain and I am not happy.”
Beth
We've all been there...
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Apparently, Clive left out a lot of things. And since vampires are not the most communicative, and I am apparently the equivalent of Vlad the Impaler—and have been since profession #2 in the 1600s—no one has stepped up to give me the vampire birds and bees talk.