The Librarian's Vampire Assistant (The Librarian's Vampire Assistant, #1)
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“May I help you?” says a voice so soft that I’m certain it’s come from a mouse beneath the table to my side.
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I smile and remind myself to be a gentleman. And a gentleman always makes a woman feel special no matter her appearance.
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shrug, feeling thoroughly amused by her quirkiness.
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have a passion for books, but public libraries are for common people and smell funny.
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“Seriously?” It’s the middle of the day. What breed of nitwit hits a woman in broad daylight?
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“I lost my maker ten years ago—a tragic roller-skating accident.” Roller skating? I can’t claim I’ve heard that one before. Vampires do not roller skate, just like they don’t break-dance or yodel. I mean, that’s just silly. “My condolences.”
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“She’s special.” “Errrr…like, boner special? Or cosmic special?” Lula asks.
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Love this!
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“Chop-chop, everyone. Chop-chop.” Do not make the mean vampire cranky.
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sometimes dreams are meant to give us momentum or direction, but your true calling happens along the way.”
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Never thought I'd find my ultimate inspiring life quote in a MJP book, but there it is.
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This is very interesting, and I won’t lie. My inner vampire child is jumping up and down screaming with glee. Mystery! Mystery! Mystery!
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exit my car and come around to open the door for her. I like that she always waits. She enjoys being treated like a lady. Lucky her, I’m in the lady-pampering business.
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“Oh, you mean the crack pipe on the ground? That’s part of the neighborhood’s attempt to keep out the bourgeoisie—they’re always snooping around, looking for their next gentrification opportunity.”