‘So, what happened between Herman and Frank?’ I ask. ‘Hamish has . . . some issues. Has had for a long time,’ Alison explains. ‘Jonathan told me it all started when he got fired from a lucrative mascot job in London last year.’ ‘Really?’ ‘Yeah. He was playing Baa Baa Bad Sheep from that stupid video game when he got into a fight with someone at a convention for no good reason,’ Alison explains. ‘It lost him and Jonathan a huge amount of money. Things only got worse from there. Jonathan just reached the point last week where he couldn’t cope any more and broke off the engagement.’ ‘Ouch. He
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