The Duchess Deal (Girl Meets Duke, #1)

by Tessa Dare

Charming princes weren’t always what they seemed. Shining armor went out of fashion with the Crusades. And if fairy godmothers existed, hers was running several years late.

“Get to it, already. Tell me what it is you want, so that I can tell you to get stuffed, and we can all carry on with our lives.

“I didn’t spoil it. It’s a Shakespearean tragedy. They’re all that way. Everyone dies; the end.”