“It’s just that…eventually we’ll also maybe have to figure out if you’re a bottom or a top. That decides everything, when you’re gay.” “Bottom? Top?” “How did you think gay sex works?” “Oh. Well, I mean, I knew one had to be…the catcher…” “Yes, and that whole dynamic is a huge part of gay culture. You have to date someone you’re compatible with. God, you’re so clueless, it’s adorable.”

