“Here’s an idea. It’s October – let’s find a scary movie on Netflix.” Scary movie…Netflix…I know what these words mean. He wants dick. And I can feel it, too – the air seems full of the innuendo he’s just laid out there. That’s fine, because that’s where a straight date would go at this point, too – but where would we even begin? “Okay, but…I have to tell you something.” “Yeah?” he asks. “I’m interested, but…I don’t know the first thing about gay sex, if it gets there.” “Sex?” he laughs. “Trust me, I move fast, but not that fast. I’m a good Southern lady, you know.”
