TEN GOOD THINGS ABOUT BEING SINGLE: 1. You can spend quality time with yourself. 2. You can eat potato chips in bed. 3. Your Janet Reger is safe. 4. You are not married to a bastard, or even to Mr. Not-Quite-Right. 5. You do not have to clean the bath after use. 6. You do not have to look and smell alluring 24/7. 7. You can put on weight if you wish. 8. You can watch Xena: Warrior Princess without being sneered at. 9. You can stick that buttery knife in the marmalade jar. 10.You can, in a no-panties situation, retrieve yesterday’s pair from the linen basket. 11.You can converse uninhibitedly
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Perks of being single
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