Can I cook a steak that would make Ron sit up and giggle into his bib? You bet your sweet ass. Would Ron enjoy my salmon? Hell no, son, where do you think you are, Paris, France? Ron’s distaste notwithstanding, salmon is damn delicious and quite good for you, so maybe we can all begin to comprehend that Ron is a well-wrought comedy character, whilst I am a human animal living in reality.
