turn an inventory of blackjack-like cudgels on your small lathe, then sell them to the weaker children at your school so that they can wield them to ward off the bullies on the playground. Use your earnings to improve your shop. You’ll be making a buck and performing a valuable public service. Now, if you happen to be a bully yourself, you obviously won’t want to be arming your victims against you, so I would instead recommend you learn to turn some cool wooden pens and stop being a jerk. Nobody likes a bully, pal.

