Bagged by the Groceries!
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Read between May 2 - May 4, 2025
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“You want them groceries?  That’s jes’ fine, girl.  You gonna get them groceries!”
Taylor Cone
SHES A WITCH *gasp*
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The upper body sat atop two thick loaves of bread.  Between those whole-grain thighs hung a long, thick cucumber and a pair of smooth, ripe nectarines.
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“What do you want from me?”  Ashley’s voice sounded small and timid. The creature’s voice rumbled like fresh-tilled earth, as lush as rain-soaked melon vines.  “To plant my seed.  Rise, woman.  Give me what is mine.”
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He brought his fingers up, and she saw her own glistening juices on the orange carrot knuckles as his ham-tongue flickered out to taste them. “Mmm,” the loa murmured.  “Fertile soil for my seed.”
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“Come on, baby,” she pleaded.  “Gimme them groceries!  Gimme them fucking groceries!”
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A vague image played across her mind: an empty yogurt container lying on its side in the kitchen.  Now she knew where the yogurt had gone.