I Hunt Killers (I Hunt Killers, #1)

by Barry Lyga

Sometimes he felt like his brain was a slasher movie set on fast-forward.

Making a duplicate key from a wax impression was an extremely useful skill to have if you were the sort of person who liked invading other people’s homes and killing them.

True true

When you’re carrying a dead body, do you want to carry it up a hill or down a hill?” “Me, personally?” Howie asked. “I usually carry all my corpses downhill. Easier on the back.”

“Say, is that a severed finger in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?” Ho ho ho.

LOL okay there

“If I didn’t have bad luck, I wouldn’t have any luck at all,”