them young parsons and grand folk fro’ London is shocked at wer “incivility;” and we like weel enough to gi’e ’em summat to be shocked at, ‘cause it’s sport to us to watch ’em turn up the whites o’ their een, and spreed out their bits o’ hands, like as they’re flayed wi’ bogards, and then to hear ’em say, nipping off their words short like, “Dear!

