It doesn’t matter, because one way or another we’re all going to die. A blood clot could lodge in my brain and kill me ten minutes from now; a car could hit you while you’re walking your dog. It doesn’t matter. We could all die, the world could end, and the universe would simply carry on. A hundred billion years from now, no one will exist who remembers we were space boys or chronic-masturbating alcoholics or science teachers or ex-cons or valedictorians. When we’re gone, time will forget whether we swapped spit with strangers. It will forget we ever existed.

