Does he give you a lady boner? he teased. Make your loins quiver and throb? Do you masturbate to him? “Madoc!” I growled at my phone, squeezing it tight. “What the . . . ?” Why so quiet? My phone beeped again. Answer my questions, Tate! Motherf . . . I clenched my teeth. “I’d talk if you’d just shut up, jackass,” I fumed.
