than himself. They never do. Craig pulled his dick out of the naïve freshman and didn’t bother to put pants on before kicking her boyfriend’s ass. Craig has no shame. He never has, which is why his antics don’t surprise me. If it was socially acceptable, the guy would walk around all day with his dick in his hand. Craig makes the rest of us appear to be respectful gentlemen. Numerous nights, his crude, sexist humor lands Mark and me in the pants of distraught girls. He’s the perfect wingman. “Where the hell was I when this all went down?” I tap my pen on the table. From the look of disdain on
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