Off the Reservation

by Glen Merzer

You can’t take the drill everywhere approach, but you also can’t put up too many obstacles to drilling.

My fellow Americans, I say to you with deep conviction in my soul, let us do away, totally, irreversibly, and permanently, with the leaf-blower.

Also, we’ve got to stop putting so many damned stickers on pieces of fruit. Is that absolutely necessary?

It’s an age-old battle. Greed versus decency. Ignorance versus reason. Intolerance versus inclusion. Fear versus love.

“I’m running against a guy with heart disease and I’ve got to apologize for not eating meat?”