My Protector (Bewitched and Bewildered, #2)

by Alanea Alder

After that, it's school, homework, puberty, and attitude.

"Meryn cannot be described, only experienced."

Gavriel was badass before, but now, he's like Chernobyl badass."

Laughter is good for the soul,"

"It's because I'm a 'Limited Edition'. Y'all should be grateful for even knowing me,"

There is no way you would fail to meet my expectations, they have been shattered in the face of the beautiful reality that is you."

And there goes my heart, where did it go? Oh yes, in his pocket to carry around for all time.

Things have only gotten better since your arrival."

"Just ignore me. I'll sleep in the bathtub,"

You became everything I didn't even know I wanted."

"All hail Coffee God."

We're not married, just living in sin,"

"My kids are going to be awesome. I will read to them and make sure they know how to get to Narnia or what to do if the Doctor ever grabs their hand and says 'run!' and they'll know what the one true ring is."

As long as the kid is breathing, not hungry, semi-clean, and not rocking in the corner drooling on itself, you're doing a good job."

it's a lifelong responsibility, you'll worry about the little bastard until the day you die.

"Sorry to burst your bubble, short stack, but you're so cute, it should be illegal."

I don't want to be known for my fuck ups!"

Chocolate can fix a lot of things, but it's not the embodiment of kitten angel tears,

I've discovered that when someone is pressed for answers they seldom reply with the truth."

I forgot for a second that I completely kick ass."

if you don't let her walk, you'll never see her fly.

"So, what kind of timeline were you thinking of for that bubble wrap suit?"

I didn't need my heart anyway; I guess it's safe enough in his pocket.

I think you're my hero,"

"Whatever I have, whatever I am, is yours already,

All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

There are other forces at work in this world,

a girl would have to be crazy to do more than window shop with a mate like that,"

"So kinda urgent then.

Don't kill any of your trainees at work today, honey,"

"They have that new technology smell,"