“You know what’s truly insane? I’ve known you for what? A month? And in that time, I’ve discovered you spying on me, helped you torture a man to death, almost gotten killed by Blackwell’s men, and now I’ve accidentally murdered someone with a fish. Yet somehow, this—” I gesture between us. “This is the most functional relationship I’ve ever had.” Xander coughs. “That’s...a concerning reflection on your dating history.”
