“For fuck’s sake, I fucked up and I was drunk when I said and did that. Why do you always have to bring that up? I made a mistake. I told you I was sorry. She didn’t mean anything. I swear I was thinking of you the entire time. What more do you want me to do for you to believe I’m really sorry?” Right, because that’s every girl’s dream, to hear their boyfriend’s thinking of them while their dick is in someone else.

