history of food science, a strange new form of life that was deliberately invented, like Doctor Frankenstein or something—” “Cheese—wait, cheese…has feelings, you say? You mean like…emotions?” “Long-time spiritual truth in Wisconsin. Thousands of secretly devout cheezatarians…” “Secretly?” “Only waiting for our moment. We have to be careful, don’t we…wouldn’t want to go through all that Christians-and-Romans business again, would we?” “Wisconsin is possessed by some vast earth-scented spirit of Bovinity, docile herds of cows
