Two Necromancers, a Bureaucrat, and an Elf (The Unconventional Heroes, #1)

by L.G. Estrella

There was nothing quite as enjoyable as bursting into the lair of another necromancer while in command of the world’s most impressive zombie.

Like most necromancers, Timmy didn’t usually write for the benefit of others. As long as he could read his own writing, it was fine. As a result, his writing had come to very closely resemble the scratch marks left by an inebriated chicken.

I live this every day...