“You seem…Misery and Ana love you, which means that you’re a nice guy. We could maybe, um, try to hang out sometime? Coffee, maybe. Or…I’m not sure what you guys do when you go out, but…The thing is, I know you very little, but so far, I kind of like you.” No Hey, I’d love to go on a date with you was ever uttered more clumsily, but it’s okay.
