It's Different This Time

by Joss Richard

My eyes go to the window behind Mara, and I wonder how many people have survived an eighteen-story jump. I clutch my purse, ready to make a run for it, but it’s too late. The sound of footsteps is getting closer, and I hear the man’s voice more clearly. I can quite literally feel my ass sweating. I didn’t even know that was physically possible.

Probably the first book to literally make me LOL

“No, see, this is why October is the best month.” I shake my head. “Nothing beats the autumn weather, and from October on, you have Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas to look forward to. It’s like the Friday of months.”