Carpe Jugulum (Discworld, #23; Witches, #6)

by Terry Pratchett

“Heartth,” said Igor. “Oh, two hearts. You’ve got two hearts?” “Yeth. The other one belonged to poor Mr. Thwinetth down at the thawmill, but hith wife thed it wath no uthe to him after the acthident, what with him not having a head to go with it.”