He looks a little forlorn as I back away. If he had floppy ears, they’d be drooping to the floor. Again, he’s giving off puppy vibes, and, again, I do not find it adorable. “You are not wanting to do more kissing,” he states glumly. I shake my head. “I don’t do serious relationships, or virgins. Or Germans.” He barks a startled laugh and grins at me.

