Loving a Vampire Is Total Chaos (Total Chaos #1)
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Read between August 16 - August 24, 2025
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Besides, I don’t like blood unless I’m drinking it. Even then I’m a picky bitch.
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Tonight wasn’t a total loss after all, not when I just found my latest obsession.
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“I think...” His humerus bone snaps under my shoe. “...that I don’t want a filthy creature like you...” His fingers crunch with ease in my hand. “...touching what belongs to me.”
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“Have you been dickmatized?” She searches my eyes imploringly.
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A seriousness settles over our conversation and I’m in awe I’m opening up this way. Something about him invites me in and encourages me to say all the things that weigh heavily on my mind.
Nita
His vampy powers
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Indestructible or not I am nothing if not an outstanding citizen.
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A circled date on the calendar catches my attention and I lean closer to see on tomorrow’s date she’s written Double date at Strike Lanes. Double date? Oh fuck no. “Midnight, how could you let this happen!”
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“Celine’s really got your panties in a twist, doesn’t she?”
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“I could see you perched on the roof of the building across the street like a ginger gargoyle the other day watching her.
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Im cracking up
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Zavier’s Date Ideas for Whooing His Mate:
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“Whooing” stop hes so cute
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Did I sneak into her apartment to get a pep talk from my hype kitty? Absolutely. Midnight is my best friend.
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Oh fuck. Pressure in my gums. God help me. These insufferable fangs. Incoming boner of both kinds.
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“Trying to get me drunk?” I accept the drink as he carefully passes it over. “Planning to disarm me and have your wicked way?” “Oh, Celine. I don’t need champagne to do that.”
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“I’ll be strong for both of us right now. Let it out.”
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“You want to get married and have my babies? Great plan. Love that plan.” Her cheeks burn red, and she chucks a pillow at my head.
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Celine. My mate. This can’t be the end. She doesn’t know how big of a dick I have yet. I’m going to die and she doesn’t even know. This is the worst.
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If I knew coming close to death would get her to feel me up, I would’ve done it sooner.
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Zav please
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“All right, let’s talk.” I wrack my brain for which question I want to ask first. “So, do you deposit your paychecks at the blood bank?”
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“Pretty sure you’re getting seconds, are you?” I tease. He growls, biting the crook of my neck. His fangs have receded for now. “I’m getting forever, love.”
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Strawberries create eyes, chocolate chips make a smile, and whipped cream finishes it off with fangs for a perfect vampire smiley.
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ZAV NO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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Zavier choosing to keep it a secret especially when he knew we were mates and growing closer is a stab to the heart though. I want our relationship to be based on honesty and sometimes that means hard truths.
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Okay but like he DID tell you
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I fall to the ground, my vision going black, and then there’s nothing.
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I knew this ho was about to get snatched dude
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My friend. One of the few friends I have left in this world. Had. Fuck that hurts.
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Omg stop
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Also known as Zav Daddy or Zaddy.
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That settled, I walk in with nothing but bloodshed and carnage on my mind.
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YESSSSSS
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She cups my cheeks in her hands. “Don’t worry, I’ll love you enough to make up for every time you felt unloved.”
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The next words out of his mouth shock us all. “You’re my mate.”
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YESSSSSSSSSS