Love Bites Harder (Mated to the King, #3)

by Lola Glass

I didn’t take those few minutes, though.

Yes, we already knew you were impulsive babe

I tuned his gorgeous voice out when I saw something big. And green. And crawling toward me. It was a centipede. On crack. Or heroine. Or some other kind of drug—I knew nothing about drugs, but the thing? It was the size of a small dog.

I scoffed at him. “I’m a siren. No one’s going to eat me alive.” Unless we were talking sexually. But I wasn’t about to bring that up with the gigantic, gorgeous, terrifying king. “You’re like four feet tall,” he said. “Five,” I bit out. “Exactly five.” “Five,” he drawled.

😂🤭

“Mated fae don’t traverse realms without their mates, Five. The risk of being separated is too high. Like it or not, you’re going to be spending a lot of time here.” “If you’re using my height as a nickname, there’s going to be a war after all,”

“Your intentions don’t matter, Five. You’re about to mate with a stranger in what seems like a very natural consequence, so truly, the joke’s on you.” “I noticed, Seven.”

If this was all the fae realm had to offer, I wanted a refund. …on everything except what I’d done with the king.

“If Josh finds out she rode the king’s fingers, he’s not going to touch her,” Steve countered. “Then again, if anyone finds out she rode his fingers, they’re going to refuse her.” “What the hell is wrong with you people?” I asked, groggily. “You want me to mate with someone who had his cock buried in another woman five seconds earlier, but I’m damaged goods if Kai finger-fucked me?” “It’s not a damaged goods situation,” Orvin clarified. “Kai’s known to ruin women.” I blinked. Kai rolled his eyes. “It’s a myth. There’s no evidence.”

“What do you mean, ruin?” “People say he curses the women he touches. He makes them climax so hard, no one else can do it for them afterward,” Steve explained. “That’s ridiculous,” I scoffed.

My defenses rose. “The last werewolf alpha was willing to kill for me, okay? I’m more desirable than you gang of assholes seems to think.” “Sweetie, you’re desirable enough that our prude of a king couldn’t keep his hands out of you. No one’s questioning that. It’s your magic and your connection to the other kingdoms that’s working against you,” Orvin said, then disappeared. “I’m going to kill him,” Kai muttered.

“This is not as romantic as I built it up to be in my head.” “Something tells me you have that problem a lot.” I flashed him a scowl, but couldn’t disagree. “At least I’m not angry and bitter.” “That was a targeted attack, Five. I approve.”

“You’re playing with fire,” he warned, lifting my legs higher around his waist, so my ass wasn’t touching the ground anymore. “Then burn me already.”

“You answered my questions.” “Of course I did. Someone has to be Prince Charming in this relationship, and you’re far too pretty to pull it off.”