“We should cook together some time, Hayden.” “I suck at cooking.” “You suck at hockey,” Ilya pointed out. “But you still play it.” Hayden looked pleadingly at Shane. “Seriously? This guy? I’ve got no problem with you being gay—” “What a hero,” Ilya said flatly. Hayden turned to Ilya. “Shane can date all the men he wants! But you are a relentless douchebag and I’ve never liked you.” “Jesus, Hayden,” Jackie mumbled. Ilya raised an eyebrow. “You should save some of that for our wedding.”

