“There we are,” Ilya said. He was quiet a moment and then said, “Oh yes. This would be hard to deny.” He huffed. “We are really going for it.” “This is a fucking nightmare,” Shane said faintly. The couch began to shake, and Shane realized that Ilya was laughing. “It’s not funny.” “Is very funny!” Ilya squeaked out. “Hayden’s stupid FanMail video. Oh my god. This was somebody’s birthday greeting. Someone named Brad.” “Sorry, Brad,” Shane mumbled. That made Ilya absolutely lose it.
